Alca-sexual

someone in love with alcohol rather than a human being

johnny is an alca-sexual cause the sesh is better than a human l

by the sesh monster May 19, 2021

Ur brother sexually identifies as other

You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined

Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat May 16, 2018

Sexual Harassment

When you’re trying to have intercourse with a lady-friend, and some other guy comes and tickles your balls from behind.

Sexual harassment is bad y’all, don’t go diddling other people.

by Ohnine09 August 12, 2022

polar-sexual

when polar bears are interested in the same gender and they have no children xd

reese0nline: you're polar-sexual?!
bernard the polar bear: yeah can we date?

by Sophie is-sleeping-in-the-nuts June 7, 2018

Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.

Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017

sexual & gender minority

inclusive of anything CONSENSUAL that ISN'T:
pedophilia
bestiality
etc.
Rape is rape.

Pedophiles and zoophiles NOT. Why would you even associate sexual & gender minority with RAPE?

by suck_my_d33 July 12, 2021

Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021