The two week rule was used by Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt when they were together. It means that they must see each other every two weeks no matter what. Larries believe that Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson also use this rule as their tour dates and other events leave room for it.
Louis: oi oi babe I’ll see you in two weeks ya know what I mean
Harry: Of course Lou the two week rule I know
Harry: Of course Lou the two week rule I know
by Larrystylinson28/09/13 February 19, 2021
Get the Two week rulemug. When you have finally reached the point in life where you can eat things after multiple hours and only feel slightly like a gross ass bitch.
by Dylan'sKeeper September 1, 2016
Get the Twelve Hour Rulemug. Porn videos involving a DJ attempting to shove items such as cords, CDs, records, mixing consoles, turntables and knobs up their asshole with a big metal pole.
by pepsi anal May 25, 2022
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Get the hang-up rulemug. The rule that dictates livability in a state. The more squiggly lines in the outline/border lines of a state, the cooler/more fun it is to live in that state. In, for example, the state of California, the squiggly lines are found on the coastline adjacent to the pacific ocean. Note that the squiggly line rule is not always accurate, seeing as there are some squiggly states that aren't cool (ie Kentucky)
1: Yo I'm so cool cause i live in the state of North Dakota.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.
by Ramzhal April 14, 2008
Get the squiggly line rulemug. The 5 second rule is used to suggest that food that has fallen on the ground/floor is still fine to eat, as long as it has only been there 5 seconds or less.
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
by p14nd4 July 11, 2004
Get the 5 second rulemug. When one friend wants to hook up with someone but lacks the courage to do it, the other friend gives them two weeks to do it before they jump in and hook up with said person.
Courtney: I've been talking to this guy for weeks and I want to hook up with him so bad!
Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.
Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.
by ladydestroyer November 9, 2011
Get the Two Week Rulemug.