Purple Passion Punch

Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.

Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.

Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.

Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.

Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.

by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015

Muff Punch

Two furry beavers slapping against one another in a vigorus motion.

I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."

by anonymous June 23, 2025

Thunder punch

When you are getting a blowjob and you bust and she swallows it so you thunder punch her in the gut so it comes back up.

Last night my girl blew me and swallowed . And said it did not taste good so I thunder punched so she can taste it again

by Youzbtrollin May 27, 2018

swing punch

the ugliest way to punch. It’s a punch were instead of punch straight at the person you swing but just with a fist. A slap but with a fist. A white girls favorite way to fight

“Aye did you see Emily punch that kid! It looked like it hurt Emily’s hand!”

“Right! It was such a swing punch!”

by Themonarchy April 14, 2021

Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car

That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!

by Durban-itchtionary April 14, 2011

suicide punch

You throw a party and everyone brings a different bottle of booze. Just pour all the bottles into a large trash can, add some soda, stir it up and you have suicide punch.

We had a great batch of suicide punch last night because people were dropping like flys!

by sickness April 21, 2018

punched

a guy or girl who is really ugly

Guy 1: That girl over there likes you.
Guy 2: *Sees* Oh, hell no she's punched.

by kmerk March 18, 2023