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Jumont punch

"While performing sexual intercoarse in a doggy style position" at the moment of ejaculation strike the back of your partners head with all the force you can muster up and while they are unconscious throw a pack of ramen noodles on their back and say "thank you g" and run their wallets and belongings before leaving
I met this girl on tinder it was nice before i had to jumont punch her
by Jumont 357 October 16, 2016
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Punching Chilli

1) An excessive moment of self sabotage

2) An act of self 'meat'alation
"No need to punch your chilli, now you look like you're covered in shit"

"Steve you're really punching chilli here"
by Lt Cdr Data March 18, 2024
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Cunt Punch

when you blend a bunch of Cum and Koolaid into a Urn and drink it with a crazy straw
Cunt Punch!!! The best drink on the go!
by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019
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shit punched

Taking a shit so big that it feels like you've been punch it the brown eye when it comes out!
I may have been shit punched but at least I'm no longer constipated !
by Allegedly1 December 18, 2014
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geni-punch

The act of Punching someone in their genitals and screaming GENI-PUNCH as loud as you can.
Dude- His genitals got totaly destroyed by that geni-punch.

Other Dude- That poor, poor man.
by Mike Wazowski November 6, 2012
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Run 'n Punch

Someone who likes to run on the sidewalk and just punches anyone who gets in the way.
Jim just got arrested for 3rd degree assault the other day. Heard he was a real Run 'n Punch.
by GraggleGreenAnomaly March 9, 2025
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Punched

I see an ugly female -

“damn she’s punched”
by Str82bag July 9, 2022
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