Over the last few years Tom has asked to gargle my hog and asked me to gargle his hog many times. I wonder how many times he has been caught gargling hog.
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‘I heard Azario shook Tom’s egg in the girls bathroom earlier’
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by AveragePigeon January 19, 2019
Get the Shake My Egg mug.It’s when you are having relations with your special lady in the back door. Just as you’re about to pop you pull out and fill up the crack between her cheeks.
Gretchen: hey Amy, why you keep tugging at your shirt shorts?
Amy: oh Ken buttered my corn and now my shorts keep sticking to my cheeks.
Amy: oh Ken buttered my corn and now my shorts keep sticking to my cheeks.
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Get the Buttered my corn mug.The opposite of a story or idea/mind. Mind on my Murder is the opposite of a story or other side, also a opposite of the first thing. YNW Melly has two songs named Murder on my mind and Mind on my Murder. Both are different sides to a homicide.
Person 1: I didn’t even shoot at him, i shot the metal and a bullet bounced of and hit him.
Person 2: He aimed straight at me and shot me in the stomach.
Person 3: Murder on my mind, Mind on my Murder. Stop lying, what happened.
Example II
Person 1: I will help you to become famous.
*Next day*
Person 1: No, get away from me, i never said i would help you.
Person 2: Stop pulling a Mind on my Murder shit. You said yesterday you would.
Person 2: He aimed straight at me and shot me in the stomach.
Person 3: Murder on my mind, Mind on my Murder. Stop lying, what happened.
Example II
Person 1: I will help you to become famous.
*Next day*
Person 1: No, get away from me, i never said i would help you.
Person 2: Stop pulling a Mind on my Murder shit. You said yesterday you would.
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Get the Mind On My Murder mug.'Shat my dacks' is the past tense for 'Shit my dacks'. This term is commonly used when someone was scared shitless when looking back on past events.
Morgz: Oi dickhead, we're gonna go see IT Chapter 2 on Friday night. You coming?
Dale: Ahh fuck I dunno aye, last time I watched a horror movie, I nearly shat my dacks... not a good fuckin time.
Daryl: *laughs hysterically*
Teacher: THAT LANGUAGE DOES NOT RELATE TO THE GEOGRAPHICAL CHANGES IN BUSINESS, DALE!!!!!
*class laughs so hard they all shit their dacks*
Dale: Ahh fuck I dunno aye, last time I watched a horror movie, I nearly shat my dacks... not a good fuckin time.
Daryl: *laughs hysterically*
Teacher: THAT LANGUAGE DOES NOT RELATE TO THE GEOGRAPHICAL CHANGES IN BUSINESS, DALE!!!!!
*class laughs so hard they all shit their dacks*
by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019
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