by lindsay ! July 11, 2004
A recoil operated, single action, handgun chambered for the 9x19mm Parabellum cartridge. Introduced 1908, concieved by Georg Luger as the service pistol for the German Army in the early 20th century.
by JoeBob July 27, 2003
When you are so bored your brain is going to explode, so you move your fingers on the keyboard. But you have to do it twice
The teacher starts talking about the Renaissance.
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ME: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/p;/ol.ik,ujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz
by Da TACO GUY January 07, 2021
Away to get around websence for...
Myspace
or any thing u want
will revise when
proxy avoider is downloaded
Myspace
or any thing u want
will revise when
proxy avoider is downloaded
by travis brewer December 06, 2007
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by a definer2 April 14, 2021
A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 30, 2019
Two musty fucks who make fire music and will fuck your girlfriend, mom, grandma, or any other female you cherish. it’s also said that they hold the power of 1,000 hurricanes in their voices alone
Did you hear that new b$p $auc X Pete? I listened to it and now my girlfriend calls me $auc or Pete at least once every time we have sex.
by Lil B*tch October 11, 2018