muffin puffs

a kind of cereal that includes muffin shaped bites with blue berry included.

I ate muffin puffs for breakfast.

by Kinnas January 24, 2009

Crumpet muffin

The thing kids say to be cool instead of saying mother fucker.

You crumpet muffin!

by Yolo beast yolo loo April 24, 2014

blunt muffin

When you blow weed smoke up a lady's vag.

I totally gave Tara a blunt muffin last night.

by latkaz November 10, 2014

muffin

A hockey term. pretty much means that you suck. Can be used on anyone at anytime.

"You're suck a fuckn muffin Craig!"

by chronodos May 31, 2016

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

Apple muffin

An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction

Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!

by kiddfictious June 10, 2018

muffin

a nickname for a femboy who plays the role of a bottom and wears thigh high socks.

see that guy over there? he’s a total muffin.

by rose :p December 8, 2023