Ur mother

ur mother asked me to ask u for her number

me: hey ur mother
her: ok

by hotperson9242 October 20, 2021

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

Something from a copypasta I saw one time

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

Mother board

a computers main circuit borad (holds: {cpu processor}{ram memory}{ssd storage}{gpu vidio-card}.

many computers use an atx mother board.

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm July 1, 2022

mother

a woman who let someone creampie them and decided to keep the cum trophy

-Brandon Herrera 2022

and now directly to shannon wats hey shannon long tim viewer first time caller just cause youre a mother doesnt make your political opinion any more or any less valid

by littleminx2000 July 20, 2022

mothers appreciation day

A globally observed holiday where mothers all over the world are appreciated and celebrated. Provide them with TLC and value.

I really love my mother and remember her even more on mothers appreciation day on June 25th.

by DrFeelSomething June 25, 2021

Mother’s little helper (MLH)

Mother’s little helper is an alcoholic drink concealed in a metal water bottle.

We brought a mother’s little helper (MLH) of wine to the elementary school play to help mother and Mike enjoy the show.

by MikNey March 11, 2025

Mothers #

The friend zoned dudes giant cock

Yeah I really want your mothers #

by Yourmotherisban March 18, 2022