Dude: Hey bro did you hear what tomorrow is?
Bro: Is it your birthday
Dude: Nah bro its international womens day
Bro: Is that the day where women can beat us and we can't do anything about it?
Dude: No bro that's may 26 international womens day is March 8th
Bro: Is it your birthday
Dude: Nah bro its international womens day
Bro: Is that the day where women can beat us and we can't do anything about it?
Dude: No bro that's may 26 international womens day is March 8th
by TheGrogan November 8, 2022

A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.
1. A large group of people that are all family.
2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!
3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.
4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.
5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen
6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.
7. This one time, at band camp....
8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.
9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.
10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!
11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.
12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!
Find dot 55 of the contest show
Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight
Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous
We have trumpets out to lunch
Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!
BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!
2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!
3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.
4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.
5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen
6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.
7. This one time, at band camp....
8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.
9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.
10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!
11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.
12. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!
Find dot 55 of the contest show
Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight
Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous
We have trumpets out to lunch
Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!
BAND TEN HUT!!! ONE!!!!!!!!!
by Anthony the Italian October 15, 2019

by Juicynwordjuicethe3rd. December 29, 2019

by Axsnys May 15, 2022

by ranboobmybeloved March 1, 2021

You: Hello (name) you look very pretty today, and mighty fine
(Name): What the frick are you doing
You: Today is act like you fell in love with people day!
(Name): OH March 11...right heh
(Name): What the frick are you doing
You: Today is act like you fell in love with people day!
(Name): OH March 11...right heh
by Marphmellow January 31, 2022

The main character in the fanfiction "Oeuf qui Marche's Request" by Xx_vestusindisguise_xX on AO3. As his name implies, he is an egg that walks. However he is more than that, he has a greasy rommate and was somehow able to befriend the fashionable god, Vestus. I've heard him best described as a "nasty Vestus simp"
by zestmaxxer75 June 16, 2023
