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Shat my dacks

'Shat my dacks' is the past tense for 'Shit my dacks'. This term is commonly used when someone was scared shitless when looking back on past events.
Morgz: Oi dickhead, we're gonna go see IT Chapter 2 on Friday night. You coming?
Dale: Ahh fuck I dunno aye, last time I watched a horror movie, I nearly shat my dacks... not a good fuckin time.
Daryl: *laughs hysterically*
Teacher: THAT LANGUAGE DOES NOT RELATE TO THE GEOGRAPHICAL CHANGES IN BUSINESS, DALE!!!!!
*class laughs so hard they all shit their dacks*
by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019
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Read my mail

An expression used to refer to prophecies or words of knowledge, gifts of the Holy Spirit, that are extremely specific and give details about the person about whom the prophecy or word of knowledge is given that could not be known naturally. This term is used as slang in some Pentecostal, Charismatic and so-called 'Third Wave' churches where prophecy occurs.
That preacher I met on the streets last night told me all about myself. He got a word of knowledge that I had a problem with my wrist, and prayed for it and it was healed. His prophecies were so specific. He read my mail.
by DaMan72 November 7, 2010
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ripping my knitting

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."
by marganin January 6, 2011
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my mom is on the browser

when your teachers think you said you called your mom a porn star and really you said browser wich is a place to search things
when child yells during class my mom is on the browser
by lil catfood October 23, 2018
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stole my clout

Someone has done something to take your power and fame away
“I brought my pig to your house and then you went and stole my clout (tea)”-Ricky Dillion and Jennxpenn ; She stole my clout!That bitch will pay I helped her rise to greatness now this is how this motherfucker repays me?
by *Q U E E N* May 26, 2018
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drain my nugs

A much cooler way of saying "I'm cumming," or, "WHOOPTY WOO HERE COMES THE GOO!"

A cooler way to say masturbate
"Man, when I get home, first thing I'm going to do is drain my nugs"
by Skycoder711 May 21, 2017
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Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating
Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.
by Genitalien August 29, 2020
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