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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Take drugs, kill bear

A phrase originating from Fallout New Vegas, Take Drugs Kill Bear is a philosophical mindset, roughly meaning "Do fun stuff, take on challenges" It also does refer to the practice of consuming narcotics and engaging in lethal fights with bears.
"I don't know man, I live with a more "Take drugs, kill bear" type philosophy, y'know?"
by LikeSomeReallyEvilGuy April 4, 2025
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deer kill

The opposite victim and initiator scenario, where the deer rams and walks over a human, and killing the human.
1: Did you hear the Jhon died?
2: No I did not, how did he die?
1: He became a victim of a deer kill, after a deer rammed and walked over him.
by MST3K I like April 13, 2022
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kill

by I Sharted Yeah August 16, 2021
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kill vavr day

on the 27th of december you need to kill vavr
by LunaticDumbass December 21, 2023
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Cy-kill

Cy-kill is an intelligent robot who was

was once a kind and caring hero. He later turned into an evil mastermind when he was bullied for his failures. He now wants to conquer the world, have high authority and obtain all the power for himself. He is an excellent commander and is able to inspire others though fear.
by Cyki July 17, 2022
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