Jake

He lies about loving people like Mexicans /Americans cos he’s a lunchbox friend

Jake : I love u

Bill:fuck u gay boi

by Shit on a rug September 7, 2019

Jake from state farm

A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Derpafish August 25, 2021

Jake

Gets hoes and bitches, nicest and sexiest son of bitch you’ll ever meet 14 inch dick and also lovable and caring man😍😘

Omg did you see Jake help that man cross the road he sooo adorable

by Ellie sharp May 9, 2018

Jake

A very gay man and ugly squirrel

*Watching the Grinch

Do you see the grinch he looks like A Jake

Yessir

by GrinchHater April 8, 2019

jakes

Slang; Lames, Undercover Police or Agents, Fakes, Snakes in the grass, or Posers

I heard you were working with the Jakes, why would you even consider doing that?

I seen you with the Jakes.

by Izzy Roll November 2, 2021

Jake

A total chad that listens to heavy metal and has great hair.

“That guy has great hair”
“Yeah, he’s a total Jake”

by Usbsgdbdbd September 23, 2021

Jake

Jake is a freshman who is funny. Jake likes basketball and is a good friend.

Jake ate my socks today.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023