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Jacob

is an annoying loud person but a very hard worker at heart and can be very sweet once you get to know him. But he can also be lazy at times and very crazy. VERY ADDICTED TO NICOTINE!!. Normally tall and skimpy, can fit into any crowd, definitely a party person. LOVES HIS VIDEO GAMES!!. Definitely puts family first , adores animals but can be a bit rough with them at times also very forgetful, can’t focus on multiple things at one time.
by Kenzie did July 24, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is really nice and hes funny name something goofy and hes like qwandaledingle. he loves to play video games with friends. alltho he can be savage and get intense and he will roast the shit out of you only if you get on his bad side. hes a gentleman when in a relationship and will protect you if your friend is named jacob your lucky.
remember jacob
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oh hes awsome
by foxytime2345 January 3, 2023
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National ignore Jacob day

February 8th
A day where we ignore all Jacobs

(more specifically Jacob Sartorius.)
I guess today’s National ignore Jacob day haha.
by y2kkaylah July 19, 2020
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Show us ya jacobs

Sees a Naralda Jacobs on TV
“Show us ya Jacobs, Jacobs
by newWordQueen25 October 9, 2025
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Jacob McGuigan

Jacob is a stunning man, seen as a father to some and a best friend to all, this 105lb man will beat the living wheels off you if you dare speak word of anyone he loves. Jacob is a hard worker who never backs down, he is always ready to drop the mitts on the ice or throw the biscuit top cheese. this guy is a all around BEAST and all aspire to some day be as great as him.
*Someone chirps isla rose*
* Jacob beats the wheels off them*
"holy shit that guy just got Jacob McGuiganed to fuck"
by Taintlickerwafflekicker May 20, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
by BRANKS_BOI November 18, 2018
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Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.
Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again
by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025
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