Jacob Meadowcroft

a hater of Jacob Sartorius although they share the same passion being annoying and hating on eachother

I HATE JACOB SARTORIUS

LIKE EVERY OTHER NORMAL HUMAN BEING - JACOB MEADOWCROFT

by LOLQUEENASF June 27, 2016

Jacob tobias Howes

A man who is good at keeping scores at a primary school gala day

Head over to Jacob tobias howes after your race to get your medal

by lrentboy June 17, 2023

Jacob

A guy that thinks hes cool, but is completely wrong about it, hes an annoying brat that talks too much

Samantha: hey Jacob, how was your day?
Jacob: oh, it was fine, i woke up, had breakfast, went to school, *continued rambling*
Samantha: jeez- it was just a question

by Skeet the yeet February 8, 2020

Jacob

A VERY cute guy who is INSANELY intelligent, funny, somewhat outgoing and has an amazing personality, he also is a shy person until you get to know him, but he also has those days where he is the most outgoing person you’ll know. Jacob has an amazing body because he was somewhat chubby and insecure about his body as a teenager, has the most amazing eyes EVERRR!!! He is very dedicated once he puts his mind on something, he has HUGE dreams for his career. He is selfish, but he is unselfish about the peeps who he loves and is friends with. Has went through a lot as a child. Has a somewhat crazy side as well. He is also freaky....;))

ELLA: OMG who is that cutie??!
EMILY: OML that’s Jacob, he’s such an amazing guy!!

by xx_XXXTentacion_xx April 12, 2019

Jacobs

Jacobs

The definition of Jacobs is When she gives you a dry blow job, with zero saliva and it feels like she ate ten crackers before sucking your cock

by Mr_Ardon June 3, 2023

Jacob

Two-faced like a Poundland Batman villain and folds faster than a Primark deckchair after two drinks. Cannot handle booze, cannot handle drugs, cannot even handle himself — but will still swear blind he’s “fine” while single-handedly ruining the vibe like it’s his full-time job.
Tragically, beneath all the chaos, there’s actually a decent lad buried somewhere… but he’s held hostage by Drunk Goblin Jacob.

“Whose idea was it to let Jacob drink again? I’m not paying for another fire extinguisher.”

by Sheknows123117 November 25, 2025

Kelsey and Jacob

Kelsey and Jacob are two powerful people when together, they are funny and sometimes cute when alone. Kelsey and Jacob have a powerful bond and nothing can ever break them apart, these two are awesome together.

Kelsey and Jacob are awesome.

by Frankie Gore August 15, 2022