Fold Job

A made up sexual act used to confuse them, them being the less experienced (but not children you cho-mo).

"Gosh Lyssa, I cant believe that I gave him a fold job."
"WHAT! What the HELL is that?"
"You dont know what that is?"
"No... Should I?"
"YEah, Prolly."

by Paris December 13, 2003

Blow Job

What a woman does to express that the male has a vehicle of substantial value.

Malk bought a BMW, so he got a blow job in the front seat.

by Malk G September 26, 2006

leg-job

performing a hand-job on someones leg, usually performed with both hands

she gave him a wicked leg-job

by hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. November 18, 2010

Wall Job

The sexually act of slamming your erected penis into a wall until the point of bleeding. Your partner must then suck you off until your penis stops bleeding.

As I sat in bed i got so aroused that I realized I must have a wall job.

by The Creator of Jobs December 1, 2016

Clown job

A group of clowns circle-jerking on to a crying kid.

John was forever traumatized by the clown job he had as a child.

by Monikr December 2, 2017

Moose Job

A sexual act in which a willing woman does not shave her armpits for a month and a man begins thrusting into it until he ejaculates.

Tom-Dude I just got a Moose Job from Irma!

Joe-Dude! That sounds terribly uncomfortable!

by SpaceDonkey January 16, 2011

a nut job

Putting Nutella on a guy's penis and licking it all off. Yum.

"ONG, I gave my boyfriend a nut job last night. It was delicious."

by Jellybean16 September 27, 2014