Half available

When you're single but don't want to commit to anyone

Oh yeah, she's half available

by CuckNinja August 02, 2018

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

half money

Half of an amount of money

Hey man I’ll pay you back half money

by Idontkniwwhatmynameshouldbe December 07, 2017

bitch in a half

when calling someone a "bitch" just isn't good enough,
fractions speak louder than words....

That teacher was a real bitch in a half today

(someone snaps at you for no apparent reason)
response: Well your a real bitch in a half today huh?

by sleep on the job December 12, 2010

half-great-great-great-grandniece

Half-sibling's great-great-great-granddaughter.

My half-great-great-great-grandniece is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

A quote by bilbo baggins from the Lord of The Rings

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 20, 2011