Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.

"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."

by Devil Jones March 4, 2008

Hers

A girl that is very annoying, dumb, or you know, just so irritating you can't put it into words

Person 1:" Y/N is such a her!"
Person 2: "I know right! So is (so and so)"
Person 3: "I hate hers"
Person 1: "Same"

by chocymilkandnuggs April 26, 2022

Dancing in her vegetables

to fuck a girl

yeah man i was dancing in her vegetables last night it was crazy

by jixren January 16, 2024

she has her friend

She has her period.

She can't go in the pool because she has her friend.

by Grunt0311 July 10, 2018

Her Majesty’s Timeshare

Time spent in prison as each cell is technically a timeshare apartment.

Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her Majesty’s Timeshare accommodation.

by Mont14 November 6, 2021

minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

gave her wood

It is when you have a rock solid bonner and you dunk it inside her vagina.

"Ashley came over last night to watch a movie and i gave her wood instead"

by Sway Vizzy July 23, 2021