A geographical location where nerds congregate, often to live, socialize, or work. In nerd ghettos, most occupations are performed by nerds in a unique form of vertical integration. Thus nerds are your politicians, teachers, businessmen, bureaucrats, bankers, technicians, auto mechanics, used car salesmen, dentists, customer servants, flunkies, gardeners, housekeepers, gas station attendants, janitors, garbage collectors, nurses, and so on. In a nerd ghetto you can strike up a conversation about computers with just about anybody, and everyone's intellect deserves respect.
Anytown, USA is such a nerd ghetto that even the cats are intellectuals. Yesterday I was practicing my book report on War and Peace and Fluffy seemed to be listening the whole time.
by batfemme53 July 11, 2022
Get the nerd ghettomug. A couple of pieces of bread and some maple syrup, to save money on all the ingredients necessary for french toast.
"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
Get the Ghetto Toastmug. Cheap hard Cider often found in a brown a brown paper bag or in boxed wine form. In the boxed wine form, the box is immediately discarded in the street and the bag is slapped until emptied.
by ThatGuy895 July 12, 2015
Get the ghetto applesaucemug. A term that refers to sleeping in your car after getting in an altercation with a roommate, family member, or spouse.
by Arealnigga1738 March 24, 2025
Get the Ghetto Campingmug. by sp00kyspac October 15, 2016
Get the Ghetto Literaturemug. 
a song that blew up in Waterloo by an artist by the name of Philip Bailey that was used by a bunch of kings to push on a group of peasants to use on a day to day basis, as well as in the morning to wake households up and get people ROWDY, as well as mellowed out to enjoy everyday. It lasted about 2 weeks and was played each one of those days approximately all day long. It became a hit because of the ruthless pushing and overplaying, as well as changing up the lyrics in order to better suit the people, and the house addresses that each of them resided in.
Children of the ghetto!!!!! Take your time (high pitch voice) over and over and over until you get the reaction you want.
reactions include:
1. SHUT UP over there I can hear your through the wall
2. children of the ghettttooooooooooooooooooooooo
3. Children of King Street
reactions include:
1. SHUT UP over there I can hear your through the wall
2. children of the ghettttooooooooooooooooooooooo
3. Children of King Street
by Number 1 King Poppa February 24, 2009
Get the children of the ghettomug.