The girl one of your male friends claims to have had sex with after being separated from the rest of your group (boys, crew, etc.) for all or the majority of a weekend night. The rest of your group has no way of ascertaining any information about whether your friend actually lost his virginity or who the girl is. She lives in a big city or goes to a huge university, has a generic first name, no memorable last name, no phone number, and no identifiable social media.
Crew-member A: John keeps going on about hooking-up with his ivaginary friend.
Crew-member B: Yeah, how long do you think it'll be before he actually gets laid?
Crew-member A: With his game, that's the best he'll do for a while.
Crew-member B: Yeah, how long do you think it'll be before he actually gets laid?
Crew-member A: With his game, that's the best he'll do for a while.
by goyo May 20, 2016
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by jh2bkcg September 11, 2016
Get the friend whore mug.A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.
Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!
by LadyWurdz July 21, 2016
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by TackyWonder777 October 3, 2020
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You receive a friend request from someone you have never heard of from another state but you have 6 friends in common. They're likely a friend worm
This person trolls through peoples' friend lists getting added by anyone they can find to access as many friend lists as they can.
You receive a friend request from someone you have never heard of from another state but you have 6 friends in common. They're likely a friend worm
This person trolls through peoples' friend lists getting added by anyone they can find to access as many friend lists as they can.
You got 2,000 friends but you don't know anybody, dude. You're just friend worming everybody, asshat.
by sdsongster July 29, 2011
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