French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021

French Tickle

When a French person pulls out a baguette and proceeds to tickle you with it

“Man, Me and my girl just did the french tickle

by Spaceracer69 July 8, 2023

French Zoned

When you get rejected by a date due to speaking or doing an action that is associated with French culture. Common in areas of Canada that include both English and french speakers.

"I ordered a baguette, and then she French zoned me"

by Claire Richard January 2, 2025

French Tickler

A Popular French Condom Brand.

Oh Stacy, Get Me A French Tickler Please! Get Ready For The Ride Of Your Life.

by Cinnabonlord September 7, 2022

calin the french frie

Anyone named Calin is a french frie, change my mind.

Who is that looking ass hypocrite wanna-be top?
Oh? That girl? She is Calin
RUN! IT'S CALIN THE FRENCH FRIE

by chüuya April 20, 2020

French fry

A French fry is what you call the person you have feelings for even though your dating someone and often you have multiple

Girl 1-he's my French fry but then I feel like I'm cheating
Girl 2-just go with what your heart says gurl

by Jbellyisawesome April 13, 2020

French

The French are people coming from France or its islands.

The French are people with great presence because they are classy, extremely charismatic, have a sense of style, speak one of the most respected languages in the world and because they come from the country that everyone dreams of visiting. The French are noticed no matter where they go.

The French make you dream!

« Impossible is not French. »

by TheTrueDictionary November 21, 2021