Fivesixseven

numbers but using letters

I had fivesixseven eyeholes in my mouth when the eyehole man came to rape me

by bg43 June 12, 2018

Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018

Five dollar killers

People who would kill anybody for a little change. People of low intelligence and shifty moral character.

Damn y'all are some five dollar killers yo.

by Sammy Uncanny May 9, 2018

Five

To five is to run, to escape

"Dude can we five it? "
"Yeah let's fucking go"

by Lggager May 9, 2018

five star

when somebody gives somebody else a slap on the back with their fingers spread into a wide open hand (and it hurts like a fucking bitch)

"He gave me a five star while I was asleep, now theres a huge handprint on my back."

by soljighi May 14, 2018

five-star sickness

When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.

Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.

by aint that the truth July 18, 2018

Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018