french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013

French Fries and Chicken Tenders

You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.

-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"

by taranahte April 15, 2020

French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024

french tumbler

French tumbler is the art of cutting one tip of a bread stick and inserting the clipped end into her vagina then urinating into the pores of the bread. (Add an umbrella for class and enjoy)

Babe could you make me a French tumbler, I'm a little thirsty. No ice!

by End_owled December 4, 2017

french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay

wow i fucking hate french ferret

by abbabamoment July 25, 2023

The French Union

A group of French kids who play soccer and don’t take any other sport seriously.

Yo Josh, did you see the French union in gym class today?

Yeah, they only took soccer seriously

by TheWheelOfTruth April 25, 2020

French

Fuck the French, with all their fucking hats and long ass baguettes I can guarantee they use as a dildo.

Fuck you, Louis, you're fucking French!

by Duct47 November 8, 2023