Christmas Fanning

A term for masterbation that is usually used as a code to keep in quiet so people will think your talking about "the holidays"

Kevin closed the door 🚪 smiling. 1 minute later the door swung open. His mother caught him christmas fanning in the bathroom. She quickly closed the door covering her eyes.

by Eddie kaspbrak 🎈 December 19, 2017

parker's biggest fan

dany is parker's biggest fan

dany loves parker kate busby the most. she is parker's biggest fan for sure!

by busbys January 2, 2021

Bandwagon Fan

A sports fan who only supports a team, because they are currently playing well, and will usually jump from one team to another if they start to lose. They usually know nothing about them, or their history, and will usually make up lame excuses for supporting them such as liking their name or logo.

Person A: I am a New York sports fan, you?
Person B: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Pittsburgh Penguins, Houston Astros, Philadelphia Eagles, Houston Rockets, and Toronto FC, you?
Person A: Interesting. Can you name atleast 3 players from these teams, besides Star Players, and why you support those teams?
Person B: Sure I can. Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato! I support them because they have cool logos!
Person A: I see, you're a bandwagon fan. Well then, good luck this year.

by SilverishGoldNova May 25, 2018

Darren Criss Fan

just the smartest people ever. that's all

that girl is a big "Darren Criss Fan" she's so cool

by nies October 28, 2018

Rhino fan

Thumb up the ass while fanning your nuts with the other hand!!

Mark never had shot ropes like that until his brother gave him the rhino fan!!!

by Thomas broadway November 19, 2023

James Fan

The best tortoise ever.

Oh wow! I love James Fan. He’s the biggest tortoise ever!

by user187353828 April 30, 2022

babybay fan

Being a babybay fan isn't just being part of a community, it's more of a lifestyle. A 12 year study at harvard actually shows that if you are a babybay fan you automatically look 69% sexier and you instantly fuck (have intercourse). Not only do you get all of those benefits you also become a fuckin smeag and you do be kinda smeagin doe

It’s a known fact that if you are a babybay fan you fuck - anaexe

by anonymous March 19, 2021