Country Music

"SOME FOLKS WEAR THEIR HATS WAY OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN LOW AND A GUN TUCKED INSIDE TAKE THEIR BEER BY THE 40 AND THEIR CHICKEN DEEP-FRIED I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY DARK I LIKE IS WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS THE ONLY HOOD I LOVE IS POINTY AND WHITE CAN'T TRUST YOU IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE AT NIGHT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT"

have you heard that key and peele tried making country music

by Word_God September 30, 2023

Countryballs

Draw a circle, Draw a flag in the circle, Draw two eyes don't add pupils, Done

"I cannot into space" - Poland

Countryballs

by IntergalactalEnergy October 8, 2023

country salute

to punch someone in the mouth

He saw jimmy at the bar and game 'em the ole country salute.

by city-slicker October 9, 2023

chunter

chuntering is when ur Logan reaches a level of complex chuntering method bulians so we must hit the griddy in Ukraine with acid Souljah to methodize the approximate chunty methodological complexities.

you're chuntering bro

na man im just k holing

by griddyprimefan70000000000 October 18, 2023

country style

When you hit it from behind foggy style doing anal. Then have a muscle spasm and fall off shooting ribbons across the room.

Last night I gave it to the old lady country style.

by BackdoorBman October 18, 2023

Country Blumpkin

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.

While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"

by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023

Country pearls

Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt

Look at this guy's country pearls he obviously hasn't showered in a while.

by Nodose November 5, 2023