anal humor

The act of laughing at someones overly stretched asshole.

Dave: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ASSHOLE IS SO STRETCHED!
Bella: I'm not here for anal humor, i'm here to fuck.

by resguy638 May 13, 2016

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anal opera

when you stick it so far up her ass that she starts belting out like a opera singer.

Neighbor: What was going on in your apartment last night?

You: Nothing , I picked a girl up at the bar and I had to tryout the anal opera.

by engbel May 31, 2016

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"anal bleed" The term used for someone whom is a drain upon society/germ. A peasant of such non desirable form that they're resemblance is that of claret from the sphincter.

anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog

"That guy is an anal bleed... he got kicked out for biting the security"
anal bleed peasant grub idiot low dog

by Banjo84 June 3, 2016

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Anal beef

When you and your girl are doing anal and your girl takes a load on your wiener and you didn't pull out and then she farts and her load flies on your face.

*EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.

"Yo, she just anal beefed on him!"

by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

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True anal

True anal is a type of porn that consists of a man having anal sex with women and some of them sucking the dick, this is for careless addicts who love aids

Person 1: Look at this
Person who is concerned: WTF IS THIS STD LOVING BS
People who have second thoughts: Screw this stuff
Later
News: Our president has made that form of porn true anal illegal and anyone who watches it will be locked up

by TheInsaneAnime October 2, 2021

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Anal Angeling

The act of fish-hooking the male-asshole in a failed attempt of hitting the prostate gland resulting in pain and epic fail.

I accidentally performed anal angeling on a guyI thought that hitting the male g-spot was accomplished by using the "come-hither" motion, the same as hitting the female g-spot.

by TheAnalAngler September 12, 2011

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