Potato

It iz food

oh look a potato nom nom nom

by udontknowmeidontknowu September 23, 2020

Potato

Potato is a food used mainly as a projectile that is launched from a toob but is also good if smashed into a pulp with gravy

Imma use me potato gun thing!

by DeAceOfAllTrades December 20, 2018

Potato

Be a potato.

Hard outside, but soft inside.

Everyone loves potatoes

by POTATO00 October 07, 2017

Potato

A person who will fuckin walk in ur house sit on ur couch not even go to the toilet to shit! So basically a millennial.

Boy: Damn potato shit on my wall!

by RepublicanBOI123 November 15, 2019

Potato

Used primarily to describe someone as unattractive, but in some cases can be used as extremely attractive.

Friend- Dang you one sexy potato!
You- I try.

by Instant potato October 27, 2017

Potato

A derrogatory slang for a mentally handicapped person, due to how many genetic abnormalities that lead to mental disfunction also result in a lumpen body shape with misaligned eyes.

"Why call him a potato? Because he's small, round, and his eyes are all over the place."

by Hoho Seeshow March 03, 2020

potato

a very good tasting vegetable that also refers to a very ugly person

I look like a potato

by kaykaybeth December 19, 2019