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My Blue Person

blue is the person you met and instantly clicked with they're the sweetest, most genuine person you've ever laid eyes on. they walked into your life like they had always lived there, being in their presence brings out the best version of you.
by T-saurus January 10, 2025
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personal disappearance

The care we take with how we look, when there is no one to see us.
Saturday night in a city under lockdown, another date with her laptop. She brushed her hair and put on makeup, knowing that for the foreseeable future, she would be the only one to take pleasure in her personal disappearance.
by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020
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Personality Tests

Hey, you hear Jordan's personality test gives different results based on whether or not you paid money to take it? You take the free one? Well, maybe you get some kind of average distribution of traits for your gender. Pay the 10.99 to take the test (Like I did)? Well... Maybe you're a psychopath of the school shooter variety. Oh no! Well it's too late for you (because you weren't socialized by age 4) but maybe if you pay the 20.99 for the future authoring program you can fix yourself. Still nothing? Better pack your stuff and go to his Exodus90 re-education program. You'll be whole one day! I can feel it! Just one more purchase and Jordan will make you complete...
Iam "Where did we land on the 'saying names' thing? Do you want me to say the names or not? Cus I saw this on a YouTube video and I don't remember the name."

Hym "We have to says Jordan's name or else it's plagiarism. He loves it! But that's pretty funny about those personality tests though innit? Wonder why they are like that..."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
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personality tits

When someone is so kind, caring and calming,
that you can imagine them as a thicc anime mommy.
"Man I'm feeling so bad right now."
"I feel like nobody cares."

"Go see that person, they've got massive personality tits."
by BerniiGames July 28, 2024
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Smartest person alive

Who’s the Smartest person alive
Look in your mirror
by Rosepup May 26, 2021
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person

You,your mom,your dad, and every annoying thing you every meet
by Theevacum June 21, 2018
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Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person

Someone who will demand you call them by their pronouns. As well as many others such as being the most entitled out of the work-group and force their beliefs down other people throats. When this term is used its rare as many companies, restaurants, etc. don't like hiring these types of... people.
When Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person (LettuceGuacamoleBaconTomatoQuesadilla+ person), its a rare event.
by TheHolySpaceyTruth August 2, 2023
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