ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

ur mom

well its ur mom duh

ur mom left for the milk

by Maria🐢 August 28, 2025

Ur brother mother

The most powerful response to anything and should never be used. If used the sun will engulf the solar system and destroy god himself

Billy: you know what ur granny tranny
John: don't do this Billy
Billy: ur sister mister too
John: well ur brother mother
*Billy's head pops and the sun bursts destroying the solar system and causes the whole galaxy to collapse*

by Meemeeyungboi May 11, 2018

Ur mom

ur mom is fat ass like you

ur mom is fat ass

by w34t5j5 December 19, 2022

Ur mum

The comeback of all comebacks. Used for the ultimate destruction of your friends when you have nothing else to say.
Also used for referring to Morgz Mum (aka. The Bill Gill) who is too amazing for this world but at the same time bald martin is better than her.

Homie 1: Bruh, you got fuking slapped out there my g
Homie 2: Your mum got fuking slapped lol

by TheBigGill December 5, 2022

ur mom

an expression used by people who think they’re being funny and it really is, unless you don’t have a mom then it’s offensive.

for example, “hey joe what are you doing today?” “your mom”

by gayboob April 14, 2020

Ur pappy trappy

Ur pappy is a trap

Jon-ur mom gay
Bill-ur Dad lesbian

Jon-ur granny tranny
Bill-ur pappy trappy
*Space time continuum collapses on its self and world ends*

by Sheebyguythememeking March 12, 2018