A craZy dumb person who likes swimming soccer and lots of sports.they are good at Math and they usually have long brownish blonde hair .Taco pig’s are amaZing.
by A random xon October 15, 2019
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at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
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“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
Get the That will happen when pigs fly mug.A Walmart parking lot in broken bow Oklahoma was originally called piggly wiggly parking lot and is now a hangout for everyone.
by Freetayk September 3, 2019
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Get the Slam pig mug.When you have your back to your partner but you put your finger on ass like a tail, and your partner grinds on it like it’s your dick.
by Dax_inferno May 15, 2018
Get the Pig-Tailing mug.A Glazier tradesman that spends his day hanging from a harness or on a swingstage or scaffolding on the outside of skyscrapers hundreds of feet in the air installing Commercial window frames called Curtain Wall or Storefront systems, and then installing the glass units into the frames. The unit can be around 100- 900 pounds and these men are thick necked badasses. These men have no fear of heights and the term tower pigs comes is urban myth for rebellious warriors that scale 60 story buildings and work on them all day from the outside, naked to the elements...True Tower pigs
by Fandualking May 17, 2018
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