meat head

A term commonly used in the military for a military police officer. They are referred as a meat head due to their red beret.

"Hey Sergeant slow this Jeep down, this base is crawling with meat heads."

by Kenny-B January 26, 2007

meat rack

In some gay bars, there's a meat rack -- an elevated, crotch-high bench against a wall for guys to sit on and display their package.

At Numbers, a bar in San Francisco, there's an awesome meat rack!

by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021

Meat Curtain

Alyson Peck's private area.

Alyson Peck has some ginormous meat curtains.

by Greg Peck April 13, 2005

meat wad

A really dumb guy with a big dick or a really big dumb guy who still leeches off of his parents or a guy with no ambitions.

Justin is such a meat wad he amazes me how he can just do nothing.

Wow your boyfriend is such a meat wad at least he's good for one thing!

Meat wad: "Hey Dad I need to borrow some money for rent because I spend my pay check on drugs. No I mean beer."
(He never pays his dad back because he doesn't care. Does it when he needs moany)

by Podagee July 6, 2007

meat cleaver

Cramming kitchen utensils into the vagina and the anus simultaneously. Used in fetishes and for sexual pleasure.

That girl has 4 forks, 6 spoons, and 3 butter knifes in her vagina and anus! Damn what a meat cleaver!

by nigga May 20, 2003

meat dad

a father that loves meat; a father that would never keep meat from his child(ren); a man who will never feed his child(ren) a kale popsicle

Of course i let my kids eat meat, I am a meat dad.

by 7454 June 3, 2009

Meat Chicken

A so called man who spends the bulk of his spare time pumping iron at the gym, mainly concentrating on upper body. The hormone induced,excessively bulky upper that contrasts to the relatively thinner legs give off the resemblance of a chicken bred solely for consumption.

Often sharing the same mental capacity and resolve of a chickenl; They usually work in labour intensive jobs letting other team members do the hard work as they "did upper body last night and am so sore, sorry mate" but will happily collect the same pay rate.

"I am sick of carrying these meat chickens with glass arms!"
"Did you see Todd's new profile photo? A selfy at the gym, fucking meat chicken. "

by Doublen June 28, 2015