Hormel Foods

Simply put, the great Keeper of the SPAM.

Hey, did you hear that Hormel Foods is releasing a new Spam flavour?
eeeeeeeeeeehhhhh.....

by StringedGuitar17 July 14, 2022

Drone Food

When an Ariel drone catches camera footage of a person in the act of Lewd, embarrassing , or criminal acts out on the streets .a.k.a in public.

“I spotted some DRONE FOOD out in the park this evening.”

by Roxanne .P June 10, 2024

food dog

(noun) A dog who's primary motivation in life is eating people food from the table. Food dogs are typically fixed and have owners with bad habits of feeding them. Almost 100% of beagles are food dogs.

"Fido is kind of just a food dog now that he's fixed. He doesn't need to impress the ladies so hes always under my feet at the table"

by sulungskwa November 4, 2019

Sperm food

The requirements for any male boy over the age of 6 months as qll baby's are actually fertile.

Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.

Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.

Feeding your sperm sperm food can save your wife's life.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

Fast food

Food that can be prepared quickly and easily and is sold in restaurants and snack bars as a quick meal or to be taken out.

Mc Donald's, Popeye's, and Burger King are all examples of fast food.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Food

Something You Eat. Dumbfuck.

Hey i am so goddamn hungry i want food.

by among us drip March 13, 2022

Food Stickler

Someone who monitors/watches the amount of food you eat .

Liz: *buys pizza and wings for friends* "We can at least get 3 slices"

Peter: *Eats 4 slices of pizza*
Cameron: *Watches friends eat* "Liz said 3 slices of pizza"
Peter: *Laughs* "Liz says, a lot of things"
Cameron: *fights over pizza*
Liz: "Why are you guys fighting for pizza, when we have 50 wings to eat" *gives Cameron the food stickler her slice of pizza*

by chickenp September 16, 2017