shit freckles

If you are eating out a girls ass and she spray farts all over your face.

I decided to eat my girl friends ass last night and she farted shit freckles all over my face. Damn, I'll never do that again!

by b'out son February 5, 2010

Shit Crime

Its Art of defecating in a public place, Bathroom, Parking Lot, Car in Parking lot, Dog chained to tree, Not only to defecate,
but to intentionally shit on the unit in question, its is more amusing if one can generate the "shotgun shit"
Its a disgusting act of fecal matter basically blown all over someones private property,

Hey Rocket!, That was a nice "Shit Crime" you did at Dennys last night, Almost like that "Shotgun Shit" in that Vette Last week........

by Rocket226 August 18, 2009

shit sites

sites that come up in google search results that don't actually have what your looking for

I googled it but I just got a bunch of shit sites

by SexyPanda33 January 25, 2011

Victory Shit!

The Rewarding feeling of taking a shit after SPRINTING! to the bathroom, when u think your not going to make it and as soon as you drop your pants and put your buttcheeks on the toilet, Ploppers come out..............and fortunatly u have plenty of toilet paper. as u finish u walk around with your arms rasided!!

steve- where were u and why are u walking with your hands above your head?
me- did i just took the greatest "Victory Shit!" i thought i wasnt going to make it

steve- LOL niceeeeee

by AXmoney May 30, 2011

shit pang

That feeling you get in the nether regions when you feel the need to take a crap. Could be a clenching of the sphincter, or a gurgling of the bowels.

If you don't get to a restroom when you feel the shit pang coming on, you'll be backed up for the rest of the day. Alternatively, "I just felt a shit pang, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool.

by notsidneypoitier October 7, 2009

Hit for a shit

When an unwanted visitor enters your home and asks to use the bathroom.

I got hit for a shit, the builder knocked on the door and asked to use the toilet.

by Adamvseve August 3, 2018

Shit Surge

The intense feeling of pain that comes in waves right before explosive diarrhea. Intestinal gurgling with tightening of the guts is common. Often accompanied by the meat sweats.

After I ate that 32 ounce steak, I immediately had shit surges on the way home in the car.

by groady280 August 7, 2017