Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)
I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.
by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023
Get the Ghetto Udonmug. The act of giving ironical respect to an 'uncool' person attempting to be 'hip' or 'down with the kids'
by lost_rob March 10, 2007
Get the ghetto propsmug. by Wayne M. May 30, 2024
Get the Ghetto lotterymug. 
a song that blew up in Waterloo by an artist by the name of Philip Bailey that was used by a bunch of kings to push on a group of peasants to use on a day to day basis, as well as in the morning to wake households up and get people ROWDY, as well as mellowed out to enjoy everyday. It lasted about 2 weeks and was played each one of those days approximately all day long. It became a hit because of the ruthless pushing and overplaying, as well as changing up the lyrics in order to better suit the people, and the house addresses that each of them resided in.
Children of the ghetto!!!!! Take your time (high pitch voice) over and over and over until you get the reaction you want.
reactions include:
1. SHUT UP over there I can hear your through the wall
2. children of the ghettttooooooooooooooooooooooo
3. Children of King Street
reactions include:
1. SHUT UP over there I can hear your through the wall
2. children of the ghettttooooooooooooooooooooooo
3. Children of King Street
by Number 1 King Poppa February 24, 2009
Get the children of the ghettomug. A rocket launching portable false bit larger (more so then usual portable players but smaller than a 80’s family stereo system) cassette player invented by M
“it’s something we’re inventing for the Americans l. I call it a ghetto blaster” - Q in 1987’s The Living Daylights.
by Cdn_Stoner_420_247 September 26, 2019
Get the Ghetto Blastermug. There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall
by RATTnroll September 25, 2024
Get the Green Ghetto Dwellermug.