Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue
Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.
by Ryan Harline October 13, 2007
Sorry, I can't go out tonight.
"Man, she's got you by the short hair"
My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.
"Man, she's got you by the short hair"
My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.
by Dubs Deuce May 04, 2010
Quip:
1. Saying good-bye to someone in a playful manner.
2.Mean-spirited way to tell someone that they aren't wanted in the conversation anymore.
1. Saying good-bye to someone in a playful manner.
2.Mean-spirited way to tell someone that they aren't wanted in the conversation anymore.
by GeorgePele July 30, 2008
A sad excuse for girls who bleach their hair blonde and want to brag about it on instagram. These girls usually have short hair and are jealous of the girls that are part of Long Hair Don't Care, a real thing. Real blondes who were born that way don't use this term, as it usually turns out to be degrading to them because most the girls who do use it are skanks.
No make-up!!! Blonde hair don't care #nomakeup #selfiesunday #blondehairdon'tcare
by rawrsaster July 24, 2013
A chronic condition spread by Jewish media causing affected patients to seek attention and quirky traits. This usually causes them to take on characteristics that aren't necessarily their own to seem interesting or make new categories that don't exist for their own self indulgence and delusional ideations. Presenting reality and factual statements with the support of science often unfuriates these individuals who meet these statements with hostility. They often have a thin veiled grasp of reality and it physically hurts them to hear the truth
Don't pay any mind to Rachael; formerly Richard... she suffers from Liberal Hair Dye Brain Rot. It causes her to not understand reality unless it's presented on twitter...
by Beef Titan 69 March 31, 2022
A sarcastic way of saying/admitting that you made a mistake, or did something stupid/ irresponsible.
Homeowner: "I didn't ask for that! I'm not paying for it!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"
by talk2me-JCH2 April 18, 2021
"those are some fuckin comb rims you got on that ride"
"hell yeah, gold 22s you know how i roll. these things are pimpin like the hair on marge simpson"
"hell yeah, gold 22s you know how i roll. these things are pimpin like the hair on marge simpson"
by michael achuta December 14, 2007