Egg-Hider

Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
by James L. Johnson, Jr. December 07, 2007
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Avocado Chocolate Egg

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.
Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg
by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024
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something you say when Trump as president does something that has little to no contribution to the real pressing issues in our society
trump = signs into law that there are only two genders
me = so is this going to lower egg prices?
by EL SEXO GRATIS February 05, 2025
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Creme Egg Nogger

A reverse Egg Nogger i.e. someone who is not white by race but is secretly white on the inside, much like a creme egg.
man Lee Jun Wu is for sure a Creme Egg Nogger, he doesn't even get maths tutoring!
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egg nelson

a great name for a stick insect
Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!
by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021
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Bust Egg

A complete Bell End, not funny and very boring....
Beaney is such a Bust Egg
by Stants Hero January 13, 2016
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when a woman is on her period
"did you hit that piece the other night?" no, she was dropping more eggs then the easter bunny!
by 2themoon April 05, 2018
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