chillin’ a pizza roll

Straight boolin’ while eating a cold pizza roll

I’m just chillin’ a pizza roll with my man Davey.

by Mulpavis January 1, 2018

Sausage Roll Arm

When you have an exaggerated foreman from tending to yourself too much or in the rare circumstance of producing an abnormal among of sausage rolls.

Check out that guy over there I don’t think he gets out much, he has massive sausage roll arm. Nah that’s just Alex he makes all the Sausage rolls at the bakery.

by The Ginger Tornado July 31, 2018

swiss-roll man

A man that preys on two best friends at sleep overs when they have Swiss rolls. He waits till they fall asleep, breaks in and steals their Swiss rolls.

Friend: "Hey, pass me a Swiss roll."
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"

by bestmanstealer March 14, 2019

Wrong Way Roll

When the toliet paper is on facing the wrong way, due to the simple oversight of some retard who put it on backwards.

I was all ready to take a nice dump, but then i found myself staring at a Wrong Way Roll.
Dang Custodians...

by Dead Last October 12, 2009

Cabbage Roll Man

The english transliteration of ロールキャベツ系男子.

It means someone who appears as a herbivore (sweet, innocent) but is actually a carnivore (confident) inside.

"That cute guy I was talking to said he works at a BDSM club. I would never have expected that from him."

"Wow. He sounds like a cabbage roll man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2022

Rolling Goat fuck

Refers to the joke story of the old man who built bridges, towers, and aqueducts. Not known as Harry the architect, but he gets caught fucking one goat! A rolling goat fuck is a constant stream of things going wrong.

This new project is a complete rolling goat fuck.

by Kiwistacker March 31, 2021

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008