John Dolan

A John Dolan is an Ontario term for getting a facial that covers your entire front face like a giant beard.

I got a blowjob yesterday and totally gave her a John Dolan

by Mike Whyte November 27, 2009

n john

N John is a pedophile/rapist that comes for any kids that decided to skip school without a valid reason. He is a big brolic African-American with several tattoos. His head is shaved and cares not for anyone over the age of 16.

N John came for my little joey after he skipped school for his new video game.

by Landens penis February 25, 2017

John Brown

A stereotypical fictional Yorkshire lad who has a very strong accent. His favorite food is 'doner meat pizza' and his favorite pastime is going for a drink at the Bay Horse Pub. His full name is Johnathan Peterson Brown and he is most often used as an alias in a prank phone call. Also, he is related to "Joe Bloggs".

(on the phone)
Curry Dude: Hello, this is Marsh Curry House, how may I help you, sir?
"John Brown" (You in a Yo'kshire accent): 'Ello there mate, i'll 'ave a doner meat pizza please.
Curry Dude: Certainly sir! May I take your name sir?
John Brown: Yesh, it's Johnathan Peterson Brown, mate.

by Zany_Zebra July 11, 2011

john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

by The king Friday September 17, 2013

Dirty john

When two gay nuggets shove their stumps up each others ass whilst they gurgle cum

Charlie: would you give me a dirty john lewis

Lewis: you need to cum in my mouth first

by Downwarddoggy April 15, 2020

Elton John

In halo 2, the elton john is a synonym for the rocket launcher. Specifically, in reference to the song "rocket man."

Listen up noob, it figures you would use the elton john to kill me.

by Brian Wooding June 9, 2007

John-Michael

Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.

That guy was so mean, what a John-Michael.

by John-Michael December 17, 2016