In the wars

In the wars means someone that is constantly having trouble completing any task. Normally consists of throwing hands in the air and a lot of hands on hips while swearing about a task

Hey look there’s Mick he’s in the wars again today

by Bigmac308 June 1, 2022

Tallahassee Tug of War

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.

Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.

by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024

2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.

"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"

by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024

Endless War

dun dun dunnnn dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnn

Endless War? more like ENDLESS BOREEE

by Tf2 main March 2, 2020

War Crime Day

Celebrated on the 14th of February, to show appreciation for all the war crimes we commit.

You better hide this War Crime Day Fritz you little shit.

by Big Man Borees February 14, 2022

Bed Wars

A Minecraft minigame based on Egg Wars in which players have to collect resources, get protection, defend the bed on their island, and eliminate other players. Each team/player (depending on if you are playing solo or in a team) has a bed as their respawn anchor, but once it's destroyed, they can no longer respawn after they die. The goal of the game is to be the last player/team standing.

Can you play some Bed Wars with me, please? 🥺

by Aheedude June 19, 2025

badussy war

was a horrible and brutal war, starting in 1904 and ending in 1991. 100,000,000 died during the war and 100,404,666 were injured. The war left many families devastated.

Mom: CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES!!
You: During the badussy war they never washed their clothes, so SKEDDADLE BEFORE I BOMB YOUR BADUSSY!
Mom: STEVE YOUR SONS/DAUGHTERS DOING DRUGS

by thebestpussyeater December 24, 2022