french

french

i hate french

by kookieThePloofuscode February 27, 2024

French Clench

Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.

- Bob, How's your sex life with Stanley?
- We keep it kinky with the French Clench.

by totus tuus March 6, 2024

French bashing

Anti-French sentiment in the United States has consisted of unfavorable estimations of the French government, culture, language or people of France by people in the United States of America spurred on by media and government leaders.

Ex. "In Trader's Compound, we don't like fr*nch people. French bashing going haaaard"

In Trader's Compound, we don't like fr*nch people. French bashing going haaaard

by NotAnth0AtAll March 10, 2024

French Handshake

When somebody playfully inserts their thumb in your butt.

“He was a fan of giving the French handshake..”

by Mexi-CAN March 21, 2024

Dr. Pepper French Press

It’s when you put all of the empty left over bags of coke into a cup of doctor pepper, after it absorbs the rest of the coke from the bags you strain the Dr. Pepper into another cup and drink it for an energy boost.

Damn, I can’t get ahold of my guy. I had to do a Dr. Pepper French press just to make it to work today.

by Birdliveinmybeard March 21, 2024

French Toasting

French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl

Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.

by TreeCop March 28, 2024

French staple

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.

You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.

by poshbum43 September 22, 2025