Fuck this shit i'm out

when you are alive and dont like it.

Parent after 2 years: Hows life treating you
You and your mind: Fuck this shit i'm out.

by Shizuki is hot daddy March 19, 2021

I'm cumming

Something bad is about to happen, real bad

David: I'M CUMMING! Ashley: FUCK

by Felix? It's me Acker March 22, 2021

I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

by TitanBlast April 27, 2021

I'm the bomb

Something you should never say on any public transport

Garry: "I'm the bomb!"
John "Bro, we're on a plane, you can't say that"

by SomeCuntWithNoLife May 6, 2021

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

I'm clipping that!

When something crazy happens in a video game you're playing and you need to record what happened.

Oh my god, that guy just crossbowed someone through a window in the most crazy way in Warzone, I'm clipping that!

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

I'm 37!

The age when half of the population is younger and the other half is older. Where one leverages responsibility and fun with better precision. Drinking is still fun but comes with severe hangovers. Partying in general is limited.

Hey, want to shotgun a beer? "Probably not a good idea. I'm 37, Bro!"

You made the right choice by skipping the shots. "I'm 37, Bro."

"Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. I was there. I'm 37!

by HR McBuinne June 8, 2021