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dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.
Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!
by Boffo1 February 14, 2023
mugGet the dick horsemug.

air horse

The act of pretending to ride a horse. A horse that isn’t there, made out of thin air.
Show me your air horse.
Jordan was riding an air horse at that party last night, she must have been wasted.
by kangawallafox69 December 6, 2020
mugGet the air horsemug.

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating
Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.
by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016
mugGet the two horse saloonmug.

video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.
Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."
by Slamberelli July 28, 2017
mugGet the video horsemug.

Get your little horse out of the rain

“Get your little horse out of the rain” is an expression used towards to someone that is cocky or just to say to someone give up on something you know is impossible to happen
M - Hey, please go out with me, im desperate.
S - Go getting your little house out of the rain, bitch, not even in your dreams.

O - You are such a slut…
H - WOWOWOWOWOW get your little horse out of the rain, you dont know anything about me
by Veerah September 1, 2021
mugGet the Get your little horse out of the rainmug.

Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.
Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”
by LTG69969 January 16, 2024
mugGet the Horse Pissmug.

Horse

by Pstar17 January 15, 2020
mugGet the Horsemug.

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