by Freaakinnbrown May 23, 2024
Get the Fake mug.a person who goes behind your back and likes your crushes. they often fake laugh at your jokes and talk about you to your other friends. they tell all of your secrets.
bro whats the tea?
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*
well i heard this thing about sydney
isn't she your best friend?
no shes so dumb and ugly and im gonna date her crush to get back at her
you a *fake friend*
by imhereforthetea February 26, 2019
Get the fake friend mug.Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018
Get the Fake Fuck Fest mug.Fake Friends are literally the worst friends. They pretend to like you but backstab you. Sorry to break it to you but we’ve all had at least one fake friend in our life. Check yourself because you might be one of them👀
Gossip Girl#1: Hey did you see the nudes that Jenna leaked of her best friend! It was a whole forest down there.
Gossip Girl #2: Yeah I even saw Jenna talking crap about her best friend in the lockeroom today! What a fake friend...
Gossip Girl #2: Yeah I even saw Jenna talking crap about her best friend in the lockeroom today! What a fake friend...
by seoulstel December 3, 2018
Get the Fake Friend mug.Fake friend: I'll be right back ok?
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.
by .･maru･. May 26, 2020
Get the Fake friend mug.by Slotter2020 September 9, 2020
Get the Fake mug.A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
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