Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone

James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail

by Private A.M. Bulance January 09, 2025

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Fan Blasted

The sexual act in which fecal matter is thrown through a fan and covers on sexual partner. this shit covered partner then rolls on the other partner until they are both covered.

WHO'S KEEN TO GET FAN BLASTED??

by mighty-coon March 18, 2011

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Phyll Fan

Obviously an orangutang they have 78 fingers. Also aggressive

Omg it’s a wild phyll fan don’t get evicted by the fingers

by Andrew locongie December 30, 2020

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herophine fan

A person who love and respect Hero Fiennes Tiffin and Josephine Langford

I’m an a herophine fan!

by santoronoemi_ November 22, 2021

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Christmas Fanning

A term for masterbation that is usually used as a code to keep in quiet so people will think your talking about "the holidays"

Kevin closed the door 🚪 smiling. 1 minute later the door swung open. His mother caught him christmas fanning in the bathroom. She quickly closed the door covering her eyes.

by Eddie kaspbrak 🎈 December 19, 2017

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