The incorrect time at the bottom of a facebook comment used to make a user feel in control of his time.
Janey is on facebook time, so she is never late.
I wish that I lived my life on facebook time then I would never be late.
I wish that I lived my life on facebook time then I would never be late.
by ChrisDoc3 January 22, 2011
Get the facebook timemug. When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.
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Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^
After facebook screwing
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^
After facebook screwing
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^
by Dankap March 24, 2011
Get the facebook screwingmug. Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.
Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...
Where did my 'wall' go?
Where are all of my 'friends?'
Does this go here?
Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.
Where did my 'wall' go?
Where are all of my 'friends?'
Does this go here?
Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.
by Indiana_Dan_87 February 9, 2010
Get the Bizarro Facebookmug. The feeling one gets when excessively posting comments on a lot of friend's photos, videos, etc. Can be used with any excessive Facebook interaction.
"Man, Tyler is such a Facebook whore, he comments and likes every single post of his friends."
"Yeah. Yesterday he liked a cooking video that I posted for my mother."
"Yeah. Yesterday he liked a cooking video that I posted for my mother."
by HubbyNight September 17, 2011
Get the Facebook whoremug. The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned
by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011
Get the Facebook excitementmug. a person who has a facebook account, page, friends, etc. but who very rarely or never goes onto their facebook site to respond/interact/assimilate; who ignores or neglects reading or responding to their contacts. Consequences can include missing important social functions and information.
by hagesmd June 5, 2010
Get the facebook slackardmug. John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.
by hahagoe September 6, 2012
Get the Facebook Commitmentmug.