Ethan Califf

The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.

Friend: “Hey who is that guy over there”
Me: “That’s Ethan Califf, he is a pitcher”

by Slut for Timothee Chalamet May 18, 2022

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Ethan Erwin

the sweetest boy ever

"i love ethan erwin"

by neisaniscm243 October 10, 2025

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Ethan

A guy who isn't very cool, he tells a shit ton of lies and is a fucking fraud, he is also extremely stupid

Him: "Hey have you seen the new kid Ethan?"
Him 2: "Ew"

by unggoy November 10, 2021

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oh hes SUCH an Ethan, he must be fruity

by ✨✨T&L✨✨ June 6, 2022

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Where do I even start. Ethan is honestly the perfect man, especially if he has some French in his blood. Ethan will always be there for the ones he deeply cares about. He is very straight foreword and will always be honest no matter what. If you are lucky enough to meet an Ethan that has long brown hair with these blue/green majestic eyes, snatch him immediately and I can promise that you’ll have the most amazing life ever. He’s got the body of a Greek god and is THE BEST in bed.

Omg that guy looks like a Greek god, his name’s probably Ethan.

by Alexis Heath August 24, 2021

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