A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.
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