Ethan

Math! He only does Math

Ethan is so good at math

by Person 1003 September 27, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a smart person who has a kind heart, sometimes. He can be very immature, but that's one of his best qualities. He could be your best friend, just make sure you don't take things he says to heart.

Ethan is a fun person to be around.

by @yung_dyx February 28, 2019

Ethan

Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.

Child 1: Is Ethan a nonce?
Child 2: He is a ginger.
Child 1: Explains why my ass hurts.

by JoshuaThePredatorHunter November 22, 2021

Ethan

a vulgar slur for the most disgusting degenerate piece of shit that has ever graced the planet

A-Who is that?
B-oh that’s Leo, he’s a total Ethan
A-oh god, he probably has no father

by Esterr64 August 11, 2022

Ethan

A sheep who refuses to except the world for what it is

An Ethan is a sheep

by Notethansheep November 23, 2021

Ethan

The throat goat.

"Ethan, the throat goat."

by marge3000 November 11, 2024

Ethan

Ethan’s also have a huge ass that is perfect to grab

Cody “hey did you see Ethan’s ass?”
Ian “yea it’s huge!!”

by Sasha27 October 5, 2021