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douche drown

to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.
Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.
by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015
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hispanic douche

Some bitch who leaves u after the best time of your life. The worst fucking douche bag of the douche species. He also rapes little girls in his free time.
Bruh I told her not too, but she really dated that Hispanic douche!
by Bitch buster March 3, 2019
mugGet the hispanic douchemug.

Douche Giggle

What Earl says when he is about to go play with himself after he gets done playing the sex part on saints row 2
by bl00m0nst3r January 17, 2009
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fuck douche

After a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.
Quick, use my shirt for a fuck douche. You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

You better not fuck douche on my stomach.
by UserMKnight September 22, 2015
mugGet the fuck douchemug.

douche bag

A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.
Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.
by gladtohelpout February 12, 2010
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douche bag

a complete jackass that has not idea what they are talking about and calls people cut bags
by V C is ur ruler August 6, 2011
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douche bag

1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.
1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.
by xcometxrulesx October 16, 2010
mugGet the douche bagmug.

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