Crack my shit up

Yo my white american brother you are making me laugh so hard that my anus could crack open

Hey man that is too funny you crack my shit up.

by SickAD June 10, 2009

Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

by malparit September 1, 2009

Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd

The best group of people to walk the earth

Alexander: what is the name of our gc?
Sky:Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd

by BoOmGirl101 September 28, 2021

Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

by Big Hook Em March 3, 2018

off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018

Serial killer crack monster

A serial killer crack monster is somebody who films their self killing someone or there self and posted on the Internet

Yeah I heard he posted it on the Internet he must be a serial killer crack monster

by Rose Beausoleil June 8, 2021

crack open a cold one

Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.

Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 6, 2003