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Chris Marquez

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Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉
When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.
by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023
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Chris Ramroth

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Chris Ramroth
by Trombonewithsocksoverhisjeans February 20, 2021
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Chris Van Horn

Chris Van Horn got in a fight with Yarion
by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019
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chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.
Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!
by Chrishammer January 13, 2016
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Chris Mcmillen

The act of stealing a girl from another man without doing so intentionally
Aye Jake, I was at the mall yesterday and this guy Chris mcmillen’ed my girl
by 0o0o0ooooo000o June 3, 2019
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Chris johns

Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.
by Badass6995 June 6, 2018
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